THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE BUNDESLIGA DIDN'T CANCEL THE WEEKEND MATCHES.

If the coronavirus hadn't brought football to a football to a halt, we would have been enjoying an exciting weekend with Bundesliga action. 

This is what would have happened if the Bundesliga hadn't been suspended this weekend.

DON'T GET HAALAND HUNGRY.

Borussia Dortmund crashed out of the Champions league in midweek by a classless Paris Saint-Germain side who mocked Erling Haaland in victory.

But the world found out in the Derby that you should never get the talented teenager angry.

He took his frustration against Naymar and company out on Shalke as he scored six times to inspire his side to an 8-0 win which is Borussia Dortmund's biggest ever win in this fixture.

Bayern Munich bound Alexander Nubel was unfortunately up to his old tricks with the other two Dortmund goals coming from the Shalke goalkeeper fumbling them in his own goal.

HISTORIC WIN UNION BERLIN 

Union Berling welcomed Bayern Munich to town in top flight action for the first time in there history and made it a day fans of the club will never forget.

After already beating Borussia Dortmund this season, the kept the title race open in a big way with a 1-0 in the Capital.

Manuel Neuer (Bayern goalkeeper) may be in line with a long suspension down the stretch too as he took his frustration with VAR out of the monitor and kicked it to the ground after his side were denied three goals in the match. Well, that's not good news for Bayern Munich.

FREIBURG BEAT RB LIEPZIG.

There was a sense of irony in Liepzig as Freiburg scored a very late winner to ensure that the home side failed to make the best of Bayern's slip.

With the games having been poised at 3-3, Luca Waldschmidt popped up with a 96th minute goal to win it for his side. Or in the 50+1 in the second half if you will.

After the game, everyone's favourite tactician Christian Streich too the opportunity to warm everyone in his press conference about a dangerous virus spreading in China that needs to be taken seriously.

Let's hope people listen and take care of themselves.

WERDER BREMEN OVERCOME INJURIES AT LAST.

Werder Bremen would have like for the coronavirus to hit last year for they had a lot of there first team players injured last year which has made there season one to remember for they have struggled a lot this season.

Florian Kohfeldt may be the unluckiest coach in the division but he has relied on all his players to pull off a big win for his team in their fight against relegation at Bayer Leverkusen.

He had to hand three youth players there debuts as the fitness chaos rumbles on at the club but the did very well when the team needed them and were able to help the team to a 4-0 victory.

Okay, that's pushing it a bit too far, this Bremen team keeping a clean sheet, come on.

AND ELSEWHERE.

Hertha Berling also picked up a big win in their bid to beat relegation as Krzysztof Piatek scored the only goal away to Hoffenheim.

His traditional 'poom poom' celebration was taken as a threatening gesture by the home side's sensitive owner, Dietmar Hopp, who campaigned for the attacker to be suspended afterward.

Heiko Herrlich took charge of Augsburg for the first and last time against Wolfsburg.

Wout Weghorst and Admire Mehmedi both scored hat-tricks and the 6-0 defeat resulted in Augsburg swiftly sacking there new coach after just one game.

After losing the midweek derby, Koln bounced back again Mainz as the displaced their set piece techniques once more.

They took their goal tally from corner kicks this season to a league leading 12 with four goals coming from header in their 4-1 victory.

It can be the parallel universe or the real universe, it doesn't really matter because Fortuna Dusseldolf and Paderborn's nervy relegation six pointer had 6-0 written all over it.

As for Eintracht Frankfurt-Borrusia Monchengladbach, that match screams goals. A 4-4 thriller or a 6-4 home win? Take your pick.